I like to listen to what's on the radio, at a reasonable volume
I can't help
I can't help
Boss
Reasonable Sounds
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
hes got 99 problems but a bear aint one
Actually, considering he stopped just shy of an even hundred bears…..I’d say the last one bear probably was the problem.
That’s because the 100th bear was the boss. Boss fights will forever be a bear fighter’s doom.
it was the 100th bear that killed him.
And thats how we developed the screenplay for ‘Bearly Alive: Bloodquest’, based on the mostly true story of James T. Whitehead. Except for the whole him coming back from the dead to face off the evolved Ultrabear to save mankind from its own unhumanity against nature itself.
In theaters 2017.
I swear, some of the creepiest stuff that Valve came up with for HL2 ended up on the cutting room floor.
This is the Cremator, an unused NPC from Half-Life 2. Their role in the game was supposed to be some sort of janitor for City 17, clearing the streets of dead bodies with their “immolator”, a large cannon that sprayed a green beam of acid/plasma which disintegrated organic matter on contact. The pokeball-looking thing in their abdomen was supposed able to connect to the immolator at certain points, giving credit to the theory that the acid the immolator sprays is the Cremator’s own (genetically enhanced) stomach acid.
Like the Stalkers, the Cremators are humans that have been physically and genetically modified. The original human was probably beheaded at some point, as Cremator heads were to be assembled in a factory by children (before they too were scrapped). Lacking the ability to speak, the only noise they made (that wasn’t from the immolator) was heavy breathing
Their sound files/models can still be found in the HL2 game files. One guy got one up and moving.
brb nightmares forever
isn’t this thing’s head in a jar on eli’s desk?
This guy also had the coolest outfit.
Oh jesus, thats why they’re headless: They’re anti-headcrab clean-up crews. Thats creepy and brilliant.
Man, this dude better be in HL3. If not, he’s getting turned into an SCP.
“ It is summer time! It is time to climb up on things and yell at other things that are too high to reach. It is time to mess up the calm quiet routines we built up all winter. With fire. It is time to make yourself proud and everyone else a little nervous. ”
Joey Comeau (Sometimes I come across old things that I wrote and forgot about and think, “Fuck yeah! Preach it Joey!” and then feel bad for feeling good about myself.)
(Source: josephdreamboatlevitt)
